Our Mission
Pleasure, crafted with care and intention.
We exist to remove every reason someone might hesitate to explore their own pleasure — shame, noise, poor design, mystery materials, sketchy retailers. Thelemonsuctiontoys is what happens when that hesitation is gone.
Why we built this
The wellness industry talks a lot about self-care. Most of it stops at the bathtub. We think the real thing — bodies, pleasure, intimacy — has been left in a corner so dim, so commercial, so loud, that millions of people never reach for it. We want to make that reach effortless.
Thelemonsuctiontoys products are the opposite of performative. They're quiet, body-safe, and made to be lived with. We sell them like the medical-grade objects they are: with full transparency, real testing data, and a customer experience that treats you like an adult.
What we stand for
Body-first design
Every contour is informed by anatomy, not aesthetics. Our shapes are co-developed with experts and re-tested every iteration.
Radical transparency
Materials, motor specs, decibel readings, and lab results live on each product page. If we can't disclose it, we don't ship it.
Inclusive language
We write for every body. No assumptions about partners, anatomy, or experience. If our copy slips, tell us — and we'll fix it.
Discreet, never ashamed
Discretion exists for the times you want it. It is not a verdict on your purchase. We pack quietly because that's a service, not a hide.
How we measure success
Avg rating, 18K+ reviews
Quietest device in class
Phthalates · BPA · latex
Expert advisors on staff
We don't believe pleasure should require explanation. We do believe the people who make pleasure products owe their customers honesty, science, and beautifully built objects. Everything we do follows from that.