Affiliate Program
Earn for the recommendations you'd make anyway.
If you write, podcast, or post about intimacy, pleasure, or adult wellness — and Thelemonsuctiontoys products belong in your audience's hands — we'd love to share revenue with you. Honest commissions, fast payouts, no agency in the middle.
Commission & Payout Details
Standard commission per sale
Tier 2 (after 50 sales)
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Monthly payout cadence
How it works
1 · Apply
Email [email protected] with your channel, audience size, and a sentence on why Thelemonsuctiontoys fits. We approve based on fit, not follower count — small thoughtful audiences welcome.
2 · Receive your dashboard
Approved affiliates get a tracking dashboard via Refersion. Custom links, a discount code for your audience (10% off, optional), and real-time analytics.
3 · Promote naturally
We don't dictate format. Your voice, your platform. We provide the product (samples on request), high-res imagery, and topic talking points. Disclosure required per FTC rules.
4 · Get paid
Net 15 monthly via PayPal or wire. After 50 verified sales, you graduate to Tier 2 (25% commission) automatically.
What we look for
Quality of audience over size. A 5,000-follower newsletter from a sex educator beats a 500K-follower fast-content account every time. We look at engagement, fit with our customer base, and how thoughtfully you treat the topic.
Editorial freedom. We don't approve scripts. We don't ask for revisions. We trust you to know your audience. We do require FTC-compliant disclosure (#ad, 'sponsored', 'affiliate link' — your pick) and we'll never ask you to make claims our materials don't support.
Long-term partners. We'd rather have 30 affiliates we work with for years than 300 one-and-done partners. The Tier 2 commission, exclusive previews, and direct-line communication are designed for that.
Curious whether you'd be a fit? Email [email protected] with your channel and one sentence about your audience. We reply to every application within a week.